"We were impressed by your portfolio, but unfortunately, we've decided to move forward with someone else."

"I can't hear another speech about bad Code practices anymore."

"I write 80% of his code, but he takes 100% of the credit. He spent more time arguing with my autocomplete suggestions than writing code."

"Missing semicolon on line 324. Warning: 457 unused variables. Still, he tells everyone 'it works on my machine'."

"He has copied and pasted so many code snippets from us that we should be listed as a co-author on his B.Tech degree."

"Extremely high traffic between 2 AM and 5 AM. We thought it was a DDoS attack, but it was just him force-pushing 42 commits."

"I don't know what a 'Docker container' is, but he spends a lot of time in his room shouting at it. I'm very proud."

"He resolved three critical merge conflicts today by just deleting the other developer's code. Highly dangerous."

"I threw 502 Bad Gateway errors at him all night, and his only debugging strategy was restarting Docker and praying."

"I hid behind a closing parenthesis for 4 hours while he questioned his entire life and career path. 10/10 hiding spot."

"Has solved 150 Easy problems, 2 Mediums, and closes the browser tab when he accidentally opens a Hard. Ready for FAANG."

"I convert roasted beans into code through him. Output efficiency: 15%. Heart rate: 180 BPM."

"We were impressed by your portfolio, but unfortunately, we've decided to move forward with someone else."

"I can't hear another speech about bad Code practices anymore."

"I write 80% of his code, but he takes 100% of the credit. He spent more time arguing with my autocomplete suggestions than writing code."

"Missing semicolon on line 324. Warning: 457 unused variables. Still, he tells everyone 'it works on my machine'."

"He has copied and pasted so many code snippets from us that we should be listed as a co-author on his B.Tech degree."

"Extremely high traffic between 2 AM and 5 AM. We thought it was a DDoS attack, but it was just him force-pushing 42 commits."

"I don't know what a 'Docker container' is, but he spends a lot of time in his room shouting at it. I'm very proud."

"He resolved three critical merge conflicts today by just deleting the other developer's code. Highly dangerous."

"I threw 502 Bad Gateway errors at him all night, and his only debugging strategy was restarting Docker and praying."

"I hid behind a closing parenthesis for 4 hours while he questioned his entire life and career path. 10/10 hiding spot."

"Has solved 150 Easy problems, 2 Mediums, and closes the browser tab when he accidentally opens a Hard. Ready for FAANG."

"I convert roasted beans into code through him. Output efficiency: 15%. Heart rate: 180 BPM."